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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
07/28/2017 at 01:30 • Filed to: None

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After the jump. Locker room talk has nothing on kitchen talk.

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We are very open were I work, so many thing cross the line. When all the customers leave at the end of the night, it turns into a 18r movie. The dish washer brought out the final load of cutlery, it was just the FOH supervisor still around. She told the dishy do go fuck him self. The dishy know that was joke & said “once I’m home maybe.”

Closing the line with 2 fellow co-workers, he over heard it & laughed.We are all desperate & single. Being the jack asses we are we had chime in, it turned into the most fucked up conversation I’ve had in a long time.

I’ll have hard time putting a filter on my mouth when I get a real job.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Svend > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/28/2017 at 04:27

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Lol. I have said to one of my managers in the past.

“I’m all out, I’ve nothing left, nothing in my pockets, but if I had any, the fucks I had will would all yours”,

“If I gave you £20, would you go to a sex shop, buy yourself a dildo and go f**k yourself”,

A colleague the other day told me she was going to France on a pilgrimage, after talking back and forth for a while about religion, after a few minutes I said, “I’m sorry. I really shouldn’t take the pi**, I’m sure when I was younger I had an imaginary friend too, but I grew out of it”. ((I did apologise for that one though. We had worked in the same place for several months but it was the first time working together)).


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/28/2017 at 04:43

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our service manager regularly tells me to go eat a dick.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/28/2017 at 08:37

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I went from working construction with a couple guys into a State run office. that was a pretty big change. there may have been an issue or two transitioning


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
07/28/2017 at 14:49

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I’m so glad I only work with my boss who doesn’t talk much in the first place, and even when he does, he is not vulgar.

I hated working in shops with guys who talked like that. Mainly because they wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone. I have no problem with bad language, I use it all the time, but just leave me out of it.